The Mondays

I hate people who hate Mondays. Even worse are the people who "get a case of the Mondays." There are 7 days in a week, and you want to hate one of them? Living 1/7th of your life pissed off because of the natural order of time? In an 80 year life that's nearly 11 and a half years that you spend just sucking. And I'm sure you don't hate every Monday that rolls around but if you even say it once a month you can just fuck off. If you have a genuine reason for hating Mondays, say every Monday is when your wife takes your child support payment equal to 9/10th of your pay cheque then sure, hate Mondays all you want. Until then, shut your trap and stop breathing my air!